

The Royal Visit
Out of the blue she says, “I bend my knee to no man.” Earnestly, but with some vigour.

Hat Shopping… Starring Elvis Costello and Diane Krall
“Don’t you dare,” she hissed. But 1/60 of a second had already passed.

Come to where the flavor is… Come to Marlboro Country
“I guess I chose the wrong day to quit smoking…”


The day the white black man… channelled the black white man…
“Michael, man, he was just beautiful, y’feel me? I’m testifying to his total greatness. An’ makin’ a few bucks, too. Know what I’m sayin’?”
